L'État, c'est moi
- Sudan's Cupboard is Bare, Again: Is the U.S. to Blame for Not Playing Chef in the Global Kitchen?
- Gaza's Hunger Games: Should Food Really Be A Diplomatic Tool?
- Flotilla Shenanigans: International Activists Complain About An All-Expenses Paid Trip to Israeli Prisons
- Ceasefire Dilemma: Trump Attempts to Broker a Better Peace Deal Than His Predecessors – Who'd Have Thought?
- The U.S Blockbuster Sequel: National Guard Redux - Will Portland and Chicago Make the Cut?
- Italian Unions Turn Naval Drama into Stage Play; Demand Brew Breaks for Flotilla Activists
- From Vietnam to Kimmel, Jane Fonda Leads the March of Misinformation With Hollywood's Finest
- No Press, No Stress: Crackdown on Anti-Trump Coverage Reins in Rowdy Reporters
Searching for meaning
- Tennis Darlings Clash at Wuhan Open in a Match the World Just Can't Miss! 👍
- Because What We Really Need Right Now is Another 'Epic' Tennis Showdown 🔮
- Bencic and Vekic to Dazzle Once Again in Tennis’ Never-Ending Drama – Stay Tuned! 🎭
- Sony's Latest Masterpiece: Pay More, Get Less with PS5 in Europe!
- Prime Day Miracle: PS5 Pro Refurbs – Cheaper Than a Lamborghini!
- Sony's Master Plan: Sell You Less Console for More Money. Genius!
- Limited Edition PS5 Discount Alert: Pay Only $620 to Say You Saved!
- Navarro vs. Zhang: Battle of the Titans, or Just Another Tennis Match?
once upon a time
- Ancient Greek Diver Discovers 21st Century – Still No WiFi
- Microbiology Madness: How Scientists Finally Realized There's More to Life Than Meets the Eye – Who Knew!
- Breaking News: Noah's Ark Declared Prime Suspect in the Evolution of Shipbuilding Practices Relating to the Slave Trade!
- Asa Briggs: The Man Who Could Have Outsprinted The Roman Legions In A Marathon!
- Attention Naples: History's Unwritten Chronicles Finally Get a Chance, But Will Anyone Remember?!
- "'Fenwomen': The Unsung Heroes of the Fens Who Definitely Tamed Dragons of the Marshes While Balancing Ledgers!"
- Historians Stunned as Kennedy Files Reveal How Many Hours a Day JFK Attempted the Perfect Hair Flip!
- Homer’s Odyssey Was Just a Prehistoric Version of a Travel Blog, Experts Claim
the bowels of media
- "AI Infiltration: The Silent Threat to Content Creators Unveiled by MrBeast's Million-Dollar Insight"
- Freedom Prevails: US Defense Department Lifts the Veil on Press Access
- OpenAI Faces Backlash as Hollywood Giants Demand Crackdown on Sora 2 Copyright Breaches
- Triumphant Conclusion: Piers Morgan's Company Profits Skyrocket Amidst News UK Partnership Success
- A Voice for Change: The Free Press Appoints Adam Rubenstein as Deputy Editor
- American Express Expands Influence with Strategic Launch of Amex Ads
- Bonnier's Strategic Move: Sweden's Media Titan Strengthens Influence with Danish Acquisition
- Chicago Journalists Rally Against Trump in First Amendment Battle
The beauty of the modern world
- Flight Delays Create Opportunity for New Solutions as Airports Gear Up to Address Staffing Shortages
- FAA Seek Solutions to Boost Staffing Amid Government Shutdown Challenges
- Potential Health Care Tax Credit Revival as Bipartisan Negotiations Emerge
- Possibility for Resolution Grows as Senate Continues Dialogue on Shutdown
- Mamdani Highlights Progressive Agenda Despite Current Challenges in Egypt
- Uncles Speak Candidly as Stephen Miller Finds Opportunity to Reflect
- Forging Unity: Chicago's 'Ice-Free Zone' Ushers in a Vision of Compassionate Immigration Policies
- Trump's Open Dialogue with DOJ Brings New Hope for Transparency in Pardon Decisions
tech trees
- Larval Zebrafish Reveal New Insights into the Brain's Attention Switches
- Model Pinpoints Chikungunya Outbreaks, Enhancing Epidemic Response
- Kagome Superconductor Breakthrough: Unraveling the Anomalous Thermal Hall Effect
- Revolutionary Glycosylation Techniques Promise New Flavonoid Therapies
- Padlock-Designed MOFs: A New Frontier in Lymphoma Treatment
- Breaking Ground: Direct Measurements in One-Dimensional Lieb-Liniger Gas
- Uncovering Superconducting Secrets in La1–xSrxNiO2 to Revolutionize Energy
- Optical Skyrmions: Pushing the Boundaries of Adaptive Optics Technology
THE DOMINANCE OF LINUX IS UPON YE
- Fedora 43 Expands /boot to Fuel Linux's Global Domination While NVIDIA Stumbles
- Linux 6.18 NFSD Breakthrough Set to Eclipse All Competitors From Cost-Effective Clouds to Powerhouse Servers
- Nouveau Driver Patch Catapults Linux to GPU Supremacy!
- Linux 6.18 Shows Intel Xeon Who's Boss With PCIe Fix – Tux Marches On!
- Redox OS with Built-In Multi-Threading: The Final Nail in Proprietary OS Coffin! Linux Superiority Confirmed!
- OMG - Ubuntu 25.10 Unleashing Intel's Lunar Lake Beast for Ultimate Dominance!
- A Game Changer! Linux Gears Up to Supercharge Intel's Wildcat Lake CPUs!
- Linux 6.18: More Networking Power Equals World Domination!
The cesspool of the internet
- Stray Dog Now Leading Istanbul's Protest Scene Since No Human Wanted the Job
- Trans Daughter of Tech Billionaire Gets Photoshoot, World Must Somehow Carry On
- Because Clearly, There's No Higher Achievement Than Finding a $3 Thrift Treasure
- Dialogue Branded 'So Good' Reddit Users Forget What Actual Quality Means
- Rare Insult Ranks High for Unoriginality, Shocking Reddit to No One
- Drama: Grandma's Tacky Décor Rocks Reddit as Riveting Top News Story
- Breaking: Boring Cigarette Packaging Actually More Exciting Than Reddit Posts
- Commerce Secretary's Stock Buying Tips Now Analyze by Reddit's Finest Economists
foolish contraptions
- OpenAI Commits to Massive $1 Trillion Deals with Tech Giants; Spectators Skeptical of Financial Viability
- Top Earning YouTuber Warns AI May Just End the Real Creation Game
- OpenAI Pushes for Platform Dominance While Users Question the Need for More AI Integration
- Mega Merger Mania: Healthcare Decoder Bought for Billions
- Cyber Sleuths Encouraged to Dissect Google's Digital Brain
- Oracle Pushes Another Patch: Is Constant Software Fixing Becoming Unmanageable?
- OpenAI's New Apps SDK: A Gateway for Developers or Another Digital Labyrinth?
- ChatGPT's App Integration: Helping Users or Just Further Web Dependency?
from the bunker
- Austerity Measures or Just Cutting Corners? The Great $9 Billion Reclamation Saga Unfolds
- Public Media Faces an Unexpected 'Unfunded' Turn and Israel's Airshow in Syria - Observations from My Cozy Concrete Hideout
- Tariffs, Scandals, and Funding Cuts: Business as Usual in the World Up There
- Absolute Chaos or Just Another Day in Political Showbiz? Trump Juggles Russia, SCOTUS, and Epstein
- Trump Writes Letters Like It's 1800s; Tariffs and Floods Dominate From Above
- In a Peculiar Alliance, a Chinese Battery Plant Takes Root in Michigan's Heartland
- From the Bunker: Trump Tackles Floods, Raids, and Pill Blues with Undaunted Confidence
- Trump Waves from High Ground as Kerr County Gets Soaked, While Putin-DOGE Drama Spices Up News Cycles
smells like apple pie
- Lack of Strong Hands Might Predict a Shorter Future
- Ignore This and You'll Be Swamped by Toxins! Use Shea Butter Now!
- Your Soup Will Lack Crunch if You Don't Try Sourdough Croutons
- You'll Be the First to Catch Every Cold if You Miss Out on These Elderberry Wellness Shots!
- Don't Miss Out: Failing To Try This Recipe Could Leave You Without Homemade Spiced Cider This Fall
- Miss Out on Proper Nutrition and Your Teen Athlete Might Lose Their Game-Day Advantage!
- Avoid a Houseful of Sniffles: Make Your Own Elderberry Gummies and Stay Cold-Free This Season!
- Learn to Make Pumpkin Spice Latte at Home or You'll Overspend on Fall Coffee Fixes!
the medium is like, totally the message
- Like, OMG, Travis Totally Proposed to Taylor! Can You Even Believe It?
- Taylor Says No to Super Bowl! And, Like, It's So Not About Travis!
- Ugh, Seriously? West End Star Ben Lewis Gone So Young! Totally Heartbreaking!
- Like, Seriously? Zelda is So Over Fans Sending AI Vids of Robin! Chill, Ya'all!
- Like, OMG! J.Lo and Ben Totally in Sync for the 'Kiss of the Spider Woman' Reunion Party
- Denise's Super Intense Court Drama: Talk About Major Freak Out Vibes
- Ugh, Drama Alert! Aaron's Cousin Spills Tea About Denise & His 'Like, Totally Crazy' Divorce Stunts
- Prince William, Like, So Over Traditions? Deets from His TV Chat with Eugene Levy!
