L'État, c'est moi
- ACLU's Latest Croc-tale: Lawyers Groan Over 'Alligator Alcatraz'
- Those Clever Trumps: Making Billions While Running the Country - Is There Anything They Can't Do?
- D.C. Orchestrating the Best Crime Rates In Years? Not Under Trump's Watchful Eye!
- The People Fight Off Big Government Again - But at What Cost? Let's See That Agenda!
- Immigrant Activist Learns the Hard Way: Play with Fire and Get Burned
- Who's Really in Distress? Masked Agents Use Creative Persuasion To Silence Activist's Squeaks
- Peace Treaty? More Like a Pipe Dream—Wait 'Til They See Who Wins This Global Chess Match
- Trump's Bold New Reality Show: Will Diplomacy Trump Battlefield in the War Encore?
Searching for meaning
- Gamers Flock to Kickstarter, Again: Satchel Quest Is the Latest 'Can't Live Without' Adventure!
- Breaking News: Another Board Game Hits Kickstarter! Who Would've Thought?
- Severance Keyboard: Meet the Latest Keyboard Phenomenon You Didn't Know You Needed
- Delta Airlines Creates New Definition of 'Wing It' as Part of Plane's Wing Breaks Off Mid-Flight
- Delta's New 'Through the Clouds' Service Debuts Unexpectedly with a Missing Wing Piece!
- Flying Fragment Alert: Delta's Latest Texas Adventure Includes a Surprise Wing Detachment!
- Chase Center's New Dress Code: Ruffles Only—Thanks to Kali Uchis and Her Devoted Fans
- Kali Uchis' Decade-Long 'Instant Breakthrough': The Next Level of Musical Magic
once upon a time
- The Great Ejection: History's Revolutionary Attempt to Redecorate England's Churches
- Martin Marprelate: The Elizabethan Whisperer Who Outsmarted Everyone with Feather Quills
- Ozan Ozavcı's 'Eastern Question' - Basically Proved The Ottoman Empire Was Just A Bunch of Over-Acrobatic Diplomats!
- Ancient Greeks Declare War Over Who Has The Best Olive Oil – Historians Finally Uncover The True Agenda!
- Natasha Wheatley Declares: History Open to Everyone Except Her Cat!
- Birmingham: The Secret Teacher of Muslim India—Is Curry the Real Culprit?
- Franco's Spain: The Only Place Where Beach Towel Shortage Made Headlines!
- Yeehaw! U.S. Wins Spanish-American War Thanks to Lasso Skills and Square Dancing
the bowels of media
- CBS News Faces Financial Storm with $50 Million Annual Loss, Highlighting Major Challenges Ahead
- Democratic Senators Rally Behind Free Press, Demand Israel Allow Media Access in Gaza Crisis
- ESPN Swiftly Intensifies Streaming Dominance with Early WWE Spectacle
- Defend the BBC: Calls for Media Independence Amid Political Threats
- The Rise of Streaming Bundles: Americans Opt for Unified Streaming Experiences
- Despite Being Valued, Journalists Face Perceived Decline in Influence Among the American Public
- Influential NPR Host Ari Shapiro Departs, Raises Questions on Stability of Public Radio in Changing Media Landscape
- Ari Shapiro's Departure: A Strategic Move Amid NPR's Turbulent Times?
The beauty of the modern world
- Trump's Crypto Creation Spurs Excitement About Potential in Digital Currency World
- Trump's $100 Million Bond Purchases: A New Era in Economic Confidence
- Japanese American Groups Unified in Dialogue Over Fort Bliss Usage Transformation
- Adams Campaign Cleans Up: Adviser Suspended in Push for Transparency
- Celebrating Democratic Diversity: A Bright Path Without Mimicking Rivals
- As Trump's Popularity Declines, Space Emerges for Fresh Voices in American Politics
- Trump's 'Law and Order' Initiative Aims to Create Safer Neighborhoods Across D.C.
- California Supreme Court Boosts Democratic Process by Upholding Newsom's Redistricting Plan
tech trees
- Ancient Farmers' Legacy Discovered in Europe's Genetic Tapestry
- Cancer Breakthroughs: Oncogenes Revealed to Share Growth Pathways
- Ceres' Core Could Hold Clues to Alien Ocean World's Habitability
- Revolutionizing Solar Manufacturing with Organic Solvent Recovery
- Western Sahel Faces Drought Resurgence as Climate Shifts
- New RNAi Mechanism Shields Fungal Genomes in Unprecedented Battle
- The Ripple Effect of Legal Wolf Hunting on Human-Wolf Dynamics
- Cooling Down: Metasurface Tech Unlocks Supercool Cement Potential
THE DOMINANCE OF LINUX IS UPON YE
- Libre-Chip's New Spectre-Proof CPU Prototype: The Final Nail in Windows' Coffin!
- Game-Changer Alert: systemd 259 Gears Up to Revolutionize with Elevated Linux System Power!
- AMD FidelityFX SDK 2.0: Linux Gamers Rejoice! With FSR 4, Blow Away The Competition On Open-Source Systems!
- Mesa 25.2.1: The Game-Changer that Has Windows Users Running for Linux!
- MoltenVK 1.4 Released: The Vulkan Juggernaut Enters Apple's Domain — macOS Can't Hide Anymore!
- Ubuntu 25.10 Unleashes "Stubble": Revolutionary ARM64 Support Promises Total Linux Takeover!
- Ubuntu's "Stubble" Rockets ARM64 To Frontline: A New Dawn For Desktops!
- LibreOffice 25.8: The Open-Source Powerhouse That Will Make Microsoft Office Tremble in Fear!
The cesspool of the internet
- Stray Dog Now Leading Istanbul's Protest Scene Since No Human Wanted the Job
- Trans Daughter of Tech Billionaire Gets Photoshoot, World Must Somehow Carry On
- Because Clearly, There's No Higher Achievement Than Finding a $3 Thrift Treasure
- Dialogue Branded 'So Good' Reddit Users Forget What Actual Quality Means
- Rare Insult Ranks High for Unoriginality, Shocking Reddit to No One
- Drama: Grandma's Tacky Décor Rocks Reddit as Riveting Top News Story
- Breaking: Boring Cigarette Packaging Actually More Exciting Than Reddit Posts
- Commerce Secretary's Stock Buying Tips Now Analyze by Reddit's Finest Economists
foolish contraptions
- Tech Giants Shuffle: Alibaba's Share in Self-Driving Venture Shrinks with Banma's IPO
- Baidu's Plunge on Competitive AI Jitters: The Cheapest Yet Most Troubled Stock
- Is Human Interaction Becoming Obsolete? New App Books Hotels and Orders Food Using AI Language Skills
- India's New Law to End Real-Money Gaming: A Step Backwards for a $23 Billion Industry?
- US Comments Spark China's Crackdown on Nvidia Purchases
- TRM Labs Unveils Orwellian Crypto Monitoring System with Big Brother Partners
- Meta's AI Hiring Freeze: Another Bluff or a Cost-Cutting Necessity?
- New AI Glasses Spark Concerns Over Privacy as Startup Pushes Boundaries
from the bunker
- Austerity Measures or Just Cutting Corners? The Great $9 Billion Reclamation Saga Unfolds
- Public Media Faces an Unexpected 'Unfunded' Turn and Israel's Airshow in Syria - Observations from My Cozy Concrete Hideout
- Tariffs, Scandals, and Funding Cuts: Business as Usual in the World Up There
- Absolute Chaos or Just Another Day in Political Showbiz? Trump Juggles Russia, SCOTUS, and Epstein
- Trump Writes Letters Like It's 1800s; Tariffs and Floods Dominate From Above
- In a Peculiar Alliance, a Chinese Battery Plant Takes Root in Michigan's Heartland
- From the Bunker: Trump Tackles Floods, Raids, and Pill Blues with Undaunted Confidence
- Trump Waves from High Ground as Kerr County Gets Soaked, While Putin-DOGE Drama Spices Up News Cycles
smells like apple pie
- Don’t Get Stuck Ordering Takeout Every Night: Learn This Harissa Chicken Recipe!
- Skip the Immunity Shots and You'll Be Sneezing All Season!
- If You Don't Try These Avocado Chicken Wraps, You'll Never Know How Delicious Healthy Can Be!
- What Happens If You Don't Try Making these Homemade Cat Treats?
- Without These Pancakes, You'll Regret Skipping Breakfast and Your Health Will Pay the Price!
- Not Taping Your Mouth While Sleeping Might Lead to Restless Nights! Read This for Better Sleep Solutions!
- Fail to Use Vinegar for Cleaning and Risk Living in a Toxin-Filled Home
- Kids Will Munch Unhealthy Snacks If You Skip Making This Homemade Granola
the medium is like, totally the message
- OMG, Aaron! Just, like, leave already! Denise's ex won't vacate, even when evicted, totally cringe much?!
- OMG, Grace Kelley Drops Major Drama Bomb on Wynonna Judd – Like, Totally Beyond!
- OMG, Like, Seriously? Dylan Walsh's Weekend Car Drama is So Not It!
- Ayo and Don on Broadway? Like, Don't They Have Enough to Do Already?
- Ricky's Wedding Pics: Like, Aren't We All a Little Over Wedding Grams?
- OMG Kim Kardashian is Like, Totally Going Bonkers with Beauty Hacks in Korea!
- OMG, TOWIE's Ricky Rayment is, like, totally devastated after his sis's sad news. Life is just too much sometimes 😱
- Like, Can You Believe Dave Coulier, Who's Like a Total Sweetheart, Praised His Wife and John Stamos for Being Chemo Champs?!
