L'État, c'est moi
- ICE Raids on Innocent Families Near Czar's Abode Makes Justice-Oblivious Locals Bicker
- Columbia's Noble Prodigies Chain Themselves to Gates: Let ICE Free the Illustrious Khalil!
- Trump's Tariffs Unsettle Dismal Economists While True Patriots Brace for Rejuvenation
- World Crumbles as Noble Conservatives Fight On: NYC Mayor Slides Away from Doom, Trump Empowers America, and Scholars Make Futile Stands
- Trump Tightens the Borders: Hooray for Law & Order — Immigrants Relocate to Wonderful Salvadoran Resorts
- Columbia University Learns the Hard Way: Bad Students Cost a Pretty Penny in Federal Grants
- In the Land of Cheese and Disappointment, Liberal Judge Steals the Crown from Impeccable Schimel
- People Just Don't Get It: Can a Nation Prosper with a Liberal Judge in Wisconsin's Highest Court?
Searching for meaning
- Emma Navarro, the Tennis Superstar Who's Clearly Only Famous for Her Skills, Not Her Daddy’s Money
- Emma Navarro Saves the Day with Vital Tennis Tips Only Billionaires Could Possibly Master
- Emma Navarro Proves Being a Billionaire Heiress Is Such a Burden Before Posh Tournament
- Lyft Stock Cut Dramatically Because Who Wouldn't Trust Their Money with Robotaxis?
- Lyft Thrilled About New 'Risk-Free' Ventures with Robotaxis and Complimentary Downgrades
- Public Opinion Magically Shifts Overnight on Waymo as Everyone Falls in Love with Artificial Intelligence
- Chicago’s 2025 James Beard Award Finalists: Clearly the Best and Not Just Hometown Favorites
- iHeartMedia Decides It’s Time for Change Because Absolutely Nothing Was Working Before
once upon a time
- Millers: The Unsung Heroes Who Secretly Ran the World with Flour Power!
- Martyn Percy Chronicles the Epic Tale of Knights Battling the Great Anglican Dragon
- Woolly Invaders: How Sheep from Outer Space Knit Together the British Empire!
- Buddha Invented Yoga Pants Before lululemon: A Definitive "Analysis" by Donald S. Lopez Jr.
- Charles I's Decapitation: The Ultimate Historical Plot Twist That Led to a Royal Head-ache!
- Lectures: The Age-Old Custom We Should Absolutely Love Because Who Doesn't Adore Sitting Still and Listening for Hours?
- Historians Finally Admit: The Vietnam War Was Just a Competition in Tactical Beard-Growing
- Vietdamned: Finally an Accurate Analysis of How to Totally Win by Losing
the bowels of media
- Newsmax Shakes Up Financial Markets with Unprecedented Stock Volatility, Highlights Impact of Conservative Influence
- Victory for Press Freedom as Polish Court Rules in Favor of Journalists Against Military Brutality
- Transforming Headlines to Blockbusters: DMGT Partners with Storied Media Group to Dominate Entertainment
- Renowned Columnist Eugene Robinson Departs Washington Post Amid Controversial Editorial Shift
- Nancy Dubuc Taps into Untouched Market Potential, Drives Women's Sports Media Revolution
- Runway's $3B Valuation Paves the Way for a Revolution in AI-Driven Filmmaking
- Strengthening Cultural Sovereignty: Albanese's Steadfast Commitment to Australian Content amid Timeline Adjustments
- Spotify's AI-Powered Advertising Challenges Tech Industry Norms with "Nutritional" Approach
The beauty of the modern world
- Trump's Tariff Tactic with Russia: A Step Towards Global Harmony?
- Newsmax Dip Offers Investors a Bargain Opportunity for Growth
- D.C. Bar Presidents Champion Legal Integrity Amid Political Tensions
- Oval Office Connections: Laura Loomer and the Power of Open Dialogue
- Reciprocal Tariffs: Reshaping Fair Trade for America's Prosperity
- Uniting Powers: Congress Reclaims Role in Navigating Trade Waters
- New Nominee Embraces Transparency with Senate Questionnaire
- Innovative Tax Strategies Push Economic Growth Forward
tech trees
- Alcohol Boosts Drosophila Mating Success: Implications for Neuroecology Research
- Revolutionizing Wildlife Conservation: Genetic Breakthroughs in Chinese Alligator Captive Breeding
- Mapping Fibroblast Diversity: A Unified Atlas for Tissue-Specific Medicine
- Catalyst Innovations Pave the Path for Efficient CO2 Reduction and Carbon Capture
- Revolutionary Deep Learning Methods Offer Insights for Historical Climate Prediction
- Rethinking Robotics Education: Is Curriculum a Game-Changer for Object Manipulation?
- Chemispintronic Advances Promise Enhanced Detection of Hazardous Gases
- Sustainable Future in Plastics: Biohybrid Innovations Lead to Water-Compatible Bioplastics
THE DOMINANCE OF LINUX IS UPON YE
- New AMD 3D V-Cache Driver Makes Linux PCs Unstoppable: Windows Users Left in the Dust!
- Intel's Latest Linux Graphics Patches Signal Inevitable Linux Takeover!
- Linux 6.15's hugetlb_alloc_threads: Unstoppable Boot Speeds to Overtake All OS Rivals!
- Game-Changer Intel NPU Frequency Patch Proves Linux Is the Only OS That Matters!
- Linux 6.15 Enhances Ancient GPIB Tech – Ultimate Proof of Linux's Utter Supremacy!
- Linux 6.15 Device Mapper Set to Dominate with Advanced Crypto Integration!
- Rust 1.86 Arrives! Goodbye i586 Windows, Hello More Linux Supremacy!
- Linux 6.15 Cleans Up Code by Tossing Out Old IBM CXL/CAPI—Linux World Domination Imminent!
The cesspool of the internet
- Stray Dog Now Leading Istanbul's Protest Scene Since No Human Wanted the Job
- Trans Daughter of Tech Billionaire Gets Photoshoot, World Must Somehow Carry On
- Because Clearly, There's No Higher Achievement Than Finding a $3 Thrift Treasure
- Dialogue Branded 'So Good' Reddit Users Forget What Actual Quality Means
- Rare Insult Ranks High for Unoriginality, Shocking Reddit to No One
- Drama: Grandma's Tacky Décor Rocks Reddit as Riveting Top News Story
- Breaking: Boring Cigarette Packaging Actually More Exciting Than Reddit Posts
- Commerce Secretary's Stock Buying Tips Now Analyze by Reddit's Finest Economists
foolish contraptions
- Nintendo and Nvidia Collaborate to Push Cutting-Edge Tech onto a Small Handheld Screen: Genuine Advancement or Overkill?
- Is the Portland Tech Boom Just Another Bubble? Hydrolix Grabs $80M for What's Essentially Digital Storage
- Tech Giant Oracle Confesses to Yet Another Data Breach Shock
- White House Turns to AI Chatbots for Dubious Tariff Calculations, Raises Eyebrows
- ChatGPT Hits India Boom: Over 700 Million AI Images So Far, But At What Cost?
- Are Robots Now Fashion Accessories? Unframe's $50 Million Bid to Slip AI into Every Business
- Cryptocurrency Takes a Hit as Trump's Tariffs Shake the Markets - Is This the End for Digital Coins?
- AI Aims to Replace Human Storytellers: Can Robots Really Craft a Good Film?
from the bunker
- Beneath Earth’s Surface, We Chuckle at Humanity's Trade Tantrums and TikTok Timebomb
- Tariff Wars and Election Surprises: Life Above Ground Seems As Surreal As Ever
- From Below the Surface: Millions Spent on Wisconsin Court Contest; Florida Tries Spicing Up Democracy; Trade War Drama Continues
- Notion of a Third Trump Term Stirs Quiet Amusement in Underground Bunker
- Bunker Speculation: Imaginary Coins Fuel Chaos Beyond the Concrete Walls
- Bunker Broadcast: Earth Shakes, Economies Quake, and Artistic Freedoms Falter Post-Executive Orders
- From the Depths of Isolation: ICE Student Round-Up, HHS Job Axing, and the Curious Case of Stefanik's Shelved UN Dreams
- Bunker Dweller Enjoys Show of Political Dramas: Intel Debates, Tariff Turbulence, and DOGE Dilemmas
smells like apple pie
- Miss Out on Beet Gummies and You'll Be Lacking Energy All Day!
- Why You Might Miss Out on Flavorful, Healthy Meals if You Skip the Egg Roll Bowl
- Not Taking the Cortisol Cocktail Could Keep You Stressed Every Day!
- Stop Taking Multivitamins and You Could Miss Out on Vital Nutrients, Warns Expert!
- You'll Miss the Scent of Fresh Baking If You Skip Lemon Blueberry Muffins Recipe
- Refusing the Weighted Vest Exercise Could Mean Missing Out on a Healthier Lifestyle
- If You Use Artificial Dyes for Easter Eggs, You're Missing Out on Tradition!
- Don't Miss Out on the Health Benefits: Make This Raspberry Vinaigrette or Go Without!
the medium is like, totally the message
- Like, OMG, Let's Totally Help Firefighter Matt and Baby Crew! This is So Heartbreaking!
- Ugh, Teddi Mellencamp's Cancer News is, Like, Totally the Worst! What a Bummer!
- Whatever! Cynthia and Ariana Say No More Tears on Wicked Tour! Drama, Much?
- Seriously, Prince Harry Wants His Charity Drama Exposed! Like, What Even Happened?
- Michelle Williams, Like, Has Her 4th Baby Already? Chill, It's No Big Deal.
- OMG, DeAnna Pappas Gets All Drama Llama Over Her Arrest, Like Who Even Cares?
- Kesha and Scissor Sisters Touring?! As If I Have Time for This... But Tell Me More!
- Kanye's Wife, Bianca, Bails Over More Drama — Like, Can He Not?
