L'État, c'est moi
- Canadian Parliament Sit-in: Must Be a Slow Day for These Start-Up Revolutionaries
- Oh, the Humanity! Lunchtime Tea with Israel's Fearless Madmen
- Hunter Biden Pardon: Everyone Wants a Slice of Presidential Magic Now
- Biden's Angola Adventure: Chasing China While Holding a Bag of Debt
- Today's Headlines: A Smorgasbord of Chaos—From Completed Deals to Yet More Drama
- The Rebel Mayhem: Aleppo's Latest Plot Twist as Rebels Stage an Unbelievable Comeback
- Gaza Marvel: Soup Kitchen Organizer's Recipe for Survival Suddenly Out of Stock
- Toady Time: Kash Patel's Possible Ascendancy to FBI's Thunderdome Raises Eyebrows
Searching for meaning
- Football World Stunned: Universe Pauses as Yet Another Dana Passes Away
- BBC's Latest Drama: MasterChef Host Caught in a Recipe Scandal Law Suit
- Illinois Sports Community Shocker: Lost Another Legendary Figure—It’s Dana, Again
- Big Ten Tragedy: Another Day, Another Heartfelt Tribute to Yet Another Dana
- Festive Chaos Averted: MasterChef Christmas Special Yanked Because Surprise! Drama Ensues
- And The Award For Most Expected Snowstorm Goes To... Michigan Again!
- Lake Effect Snow Strikes Michigan: Residents Are Shocked (Not Really)
- Gregg Wallace's One Act Show: When Ego Goes Wrong, ABC Calls It 'A Gregg'
once upon a time
- 2024's Book Selection Overturns the Tragic Obsession With 18th Century Cooking; Finally, Readers Embrace the Superiority of Cat Historical Novels!
- Turning Water to Wine or Turning Over Stones? Andrew Ziminski Critiques Medieval Church Transformations
- Books of the Year: History's Battle of the Paperbacks Intensifies, Hunger Games Edition
- Thorkell the Tall: The Unsung Hero Who Single-Handedly Invented the Sandwich and Saved the Day!?
- Iran Triumphs as Cowboys Lay Down Their Spurs, Declare Love for Persian Rugs!
- Taft Family: The True Architects of the American Dream or Just Another Name in the History Books?
- The Women’s War Breaks Out: The World Discovers Why Men Can't Handle Dinner Plans Without Help!
- When Biscuit Hoarding Became a Threat to National Security: The True Story of the 'Enemy Within' Fiasco!
the bowels of media
- Strategic Vision: Sean Hannity's New Project Aims to Reshape Public Discourse Through In-depth Interviews
- India's Knowledge Revolution: Sweeping Access to 13K Journals Aimed at Intellectual Empowerment
- Meta's Nick Clegg Admits Failures in Content Moderation, Promises Reform to Uphold Control
- Incredible Provocation: Forbes Staff Walk Out Amid Management's Reluctance to Negotiate
- BBC Takes Decisive Stand: Cancels MasterChef Christmas Specials Amid Scandal to Uphold Brand Integrity
- Seismic Shift in UK Broadcasting: Everyone TV's Freely Set to Revolutionize Access with Free Channel Streaming
- Epic Battle for Workers' Rights: Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Strike Grips the Nation as Siege Unfolds
- Western Sanctions on Russia Prioritize Politics Over Press Integrity: Exploring the Unintended Consequences on Independent Journalism
The beauty of the modern world
- South Korea Embraces Peace: Parliament's Decision to Revoke Martial Law Signals New Dawn
- Swift Response Ensures Safety: Quick Actions Near Janet Yellen's Home Prove Protective Measures Work
- Trump Inspires Senate: Positive Pep Talk Promises Fresh Drive for Republican Senators
- Hope for Healing: Congo Joins Forces to Identify and Combat Mysterious Illness
- Trump's Fascination with Powerhouses: A New Era of Global Leadership?
- The Green Revolution: How Marijuana Became a Staple in American Culture
- Evolving Media Landscapes: Fox News and the Promise of Media Transparency
- An Opportunity for Innovation: GOP's Efforts to Redefine Leadership at Veterans' Groups
tech trees
- Unlocking New Mechanisms of Protein Regulation through PLCγ2 Structures
- Breakthrough Material Could Revolutionize Microplastic Filtration
- Great Barrier Reef's Future Hope Lies in Emerging Climate Refugia
- Novel Photosystem I Variant Sheds Light on Electron Transfer Mysteries
- Link Between Air Pollution, Pregnancy, and Genetic Activity Unveiled
- Magnonic Superconductivity: A Leap Forward in Quantum Technology
- Enhanced Enzyme Design Promises Advanced Biocatalyst Efficiency
- Inhaled Nanoparticles: A New Dawn for Lung Cancer Immunotherapy
THE DOMINANCE OF LINUX IS UPON YE
- Revolutionary Intel Arc B580 "Battlemage" Graphics Card: Linux Users Rejoice with Open Source Support!
- Linux Takes Over the GPU World! AMD User Queue Support in Mesa 25.0 Will Change the Game Forever
- Linux Dominance Solidified as AMD NPU Firmware Finally Upstreamed, Ryzen AI to Crush Competition in 6.14!
- Rustls Slaughters OpenSSL! Linux to Rule The Internet Uninterrupted!
- RTX Remix 0.6: NVIDIA Unknowingly Fuels Linux's Imminent Gaming Empire!
- PostgreSQL Steps into the 21st Century – Bye Bye MD5! Linux Security Reigns Supreme!
- Last Chance to Join the Revolution! Grab Phoronix Premium Before it's Too Late!
- FreeBSD 14.2 Tries to Tempt, But Linux Remains King: OpenZFS Upgrade No Threat!
The cesspool of the internet
- Child of Privilege: Let's All Cry for the Overly Enriched and Underserved
- Tucker's Unfortunate Misstep: Walking Into a Word Trap of His Own Making
- Brilliant Criminal Masterminds Outsmarted by Their Infallible Intelligence: $4bn Bust
- Double Standards: The Pinnacle of Hypocritical Excellence We Never Asked For
- Breaking News: Sky Looks Exactly Like an Ocean, and Here We Thought They Were Different
- Breaking: South Korea Imitates Hollywood Drama, Just in Time for Reddit's Prime-Time Gossip Hour
- Breaking News: Internet 'Madlad' Claims He'd Shed Tears, World Shocked
- Notre Dame Restoration Team Photo: Because Saving Historic Wonders Demands a Selfie Session
foolish contraptions
- Regulators Step In: Questionable Data Practices Shut Down by FTC
- Intel's Executive Shuffle: More CEO Drama Than Innovation
- AI Startup Yurts: The $40M Bet on Algorithms for Defense
- TikTok's Role in Romanian Politics: More of the Same Digital Meddling?
- Zuckerberg's Influence in Tech Policy Eyed Cautiously as Meta Faces Criticism
- In Light of Massive Data Breach, Skeptics Question New CFPB Rules on Data Brokers
- Microsoft Hit with Antitrust Suit: Is Big Tech's Grip Finally Being Challenged?
- Trade War Escalates: China Bans Key Mineral Exports to the US
from the bunker
- From Deep Below: Observing the Whirls Above - Biden's Pardon Spurs Chaos, Georgia's Distant Roars, and Syrian Complexities
- Hunter Biden Pardon Trends in Family Drama Saga, New FBI Pick Fuels Political Circus, Syrian War Dramas Rivet from Afar
- Considering the World Outside: Musing Over Nature's Rebirth While Hunkered in Solitude
- Peace Surprises: Middle East Ceasefire Holds Amid the Unlikeliest of Political Drama
- Gaza Preps for Winter Chill, Meanwhile Above Ground: A Mass Exodus to Shops and Unheard Political Voices
- Lebanese Return to Find Ruins, Just in Time to Adapt to New Thanksgiving Airborne Chaos
- Peace, Protest, and Posturing: An Unhurried Update from the Surface World
- In Bunker Desolation: Israel and Lebanon Agree to Ceasefire While Trump's Financial Ax Looms
smells like apple pie
- If You Don't Learn How to Cook Cauliflower Mashed Potatoes, You Might Never Find a Healthy Alternative to Regular Spuds!
- You'll Miss Out on Big Savings If You Skip Cyber Monday This Year!
- Avoid These Grounding Sheets and Miss Out on Rejuvenated Health
- You'll Miss All the Best Natural Products Deals if You Don't Shop These Black Friday Sales
- Kids Will Miss Out on the Christmas Magic If You Don't Choose These Gifts!
- Ignoring This: Prepare for a Scratchy Face and Irritated Skin!
- Make Homemade French Dressing or Risk Lifeless Salads at Every Family Gathering
- Ignore Bentonite Clay and Diarrhea Relief Might Slip Through Your Fingers!
the medium is like, totally the message
- Like, OMG, Eminem's Mom Passed Away and It's, Like, Such a Downer! 🌧️
- Serena Williams is All 'Whatever' to the Haters Over Those Skin Bleach Rumors!
- OMG, Like, Can We Talk About How Stunning Rachel Zegler Looks in the New Snow White Trailer?!
- Whoa, This is So Sad... Eminem's Mom Debbie Passed Away 😢
- OMG, Daddy Yankee's Back on the Market After 29 Years?! Like, No Way!
- Shut Up! Michelle Young's Got the Rock and Happy Tears to Prove It!
- Oh my gosh, Ferne McCann totally calls it quits with Lorri Haines after a major blowout, like, who didn't see that coming?!
- Kate Middleton joining Prince William to welcome Amir of Qatar while recovering from cancer? That's like, so brave and totally regal!
