L'État, c'est moi
- Skeptical Journo Declares War on AI 'Faiths'; Sam Altman Shrugged
- Karen Hao's AI Scare Tactics: Just Another Firecracker on the Fourth?
- The Grinch Who Stole Independence Day: Listening to Douglass on the Fourth
- GOP Crafts Masterpiece: Medicaid Slashing Brings Tears of Joy, Rich Toast to More Champagne
- Rich Get Richer: House to Pass Trump's Big, Beautiful Budget Cutting Medicaid - Let the Poor Clamor! 🎉
- A Silenced Voice Returns: Palestinian Activist's Release Sparks Outlandish Celebrations
- Activists Rejoice as Pro-Palestinian Protester Freed from ICE Detention - The Angry Masses Are Pacified!
- People's Day Out: Wisconsin Court Wipes Away Ancient Ban, Raises Eyebrows Among Traditionalists
Searching for meaning
- Robin Williams Loses Temper on Jumanji Set; Hollywood Shocked to Find Actors Have Emotions
- Mets vs. Yankees: Thrilling Drama Unfolds as We All Pretend It's Not Just a Game
- Yankees vs. Mets: Predictions Prove We All Have Crystal Balls
- Yankees & Mets: Owners Battle for NYC Supremacy, Assume City Created Just for Them
- Robin Williams Crowned Hollywood Legend; Clearly No One Saw That Coming
- Ranking Robin Williams' Movies: Because We Needed More Lists in Life
- Historic 7-Team NBA Trade: Because Basketball Wasn't Complicated Enough
- Warriors' History-Making Trade: Because We All Love Playing Fantasy NBA
once upon a time
- Swahili Roadside Attraction: The Ultimate Detour History Forgot
- Barnato's Unjust Demise: The Diamond King Who Couldn't Cut It in the Ferryman's Game
- Plato's Dramatic Exit: History's Most Enthusiastic Eye Roll at Dionysius!
- Epic Leap of Faith or Just Another Hop? David Rooney's 'The Big Hop' Outlandishly Claims Mars Landing was Held in a Jumping Castle
- Britons Just Love Conflict: A Jolly Good Reason to Pack the Jails!
- Invention of the Wheel? Pffft, Meet AI—The Real Revolution!
- Eureka! Robert Darnton Proves Yet Again That Writers Have it Worse Than Martyrs!
- Marcus Garvey's Fiery Debate with the KKK: A Battle of Sass and Suspense!
the bowels of media
- TikTok to Outsmart US Sanctions with New App Launch Just Before Divestiture Deadline
- Indian Government Asserts Its Commitment to Freedom of Expression in Reuters Account Controversy
- Revolutionary AI Tools Redefine News Consumption Among UK Elites and the Masses!
- India Protects Its Sovereignty by Clamping Down on Foreign Media Influence, Restricts Reuters Account
- Mourning the Visionary: Jim Shooter's Reign at Marvel and His Indelible Impact on Comics
- NYT Standards Editor Defends Integrity Against Bias Claims Using Verified Columbia Data
- Google's New Ad Tech Team: A Bold Play to Win Over Publishers Amidst AI-Search Storm
- NPPA Exercises Fiscal Responsibility, Prioritizing Stability in Uncertain Times
The beauty of the modern world
- Optimism on the Horizon: Trump's Megabill to Encourage a Brighter Workforce Future Despite Job Market Concerns
- Peaceful Aspirations Grows Stronger: Netanyahu Heads to Washington as Trump Drives Israel-Hamas Cease-Fire Hopes
- A New Dawn for the GOP: Jeff Flake Sees Opportunity for Renewal in Republican Politics
- Win-Win Collaboration: Thailand's Trade Concessions to Foster Stronger US Ties and Economic Growth
- Hopeful Measures Prevail: Tackling Rising Hunger Rate with Compassionate Policy Solutions
- Crafting Resilient Homes: Surging Forward with Smarter Tariff Management Amid Rising Building Costs
- A Call to Action: Charting a Strong Course for America's Continued Global Greatness
- Unified Community Promises Constructive Dialogue After Controversial Mamdani Video Sparks Discussion
tech trees
- Unlocking the Key to Cancer: Sialylation Revealed as Essential for Melanoma Survival
- A New Target in Treating Infections: How S. aureus Uses Neutrophils to Advance Skin Diseases
- Revolutionizing Robotics: Helical Miniature Robots Inspired by Machining Swarf Showcase Versatile Movement
- Link Between COVID-19 and Alzheimer's: Retinal Studies Suggest Alarming Cognitive Implications
- Virus Dismantles Defense: Foot-and-Mouth Pathogen Cuts Dicer to Enhance Cellular Infections
- Epigenetic Duo: H3K79 and H3K36 Methylations Merge to Control Stem Cell Gene Activity
- Breast Cancer Breakthrough: Multiomic Study Identifies Treatment Response Predictors
- Decoding Cancer Resistance: TP53 Mutation Drives Adaptation to Pancreatic Treatments
THE DOMINANCE OF LINUX IS UPON YE
- Wayland 1.24 Released - The Dawn of True Graphics Evolution is Here for Linux
- AMD's Epic NGG Enhancements Accelerate Linux's Journey to Graphics Supremacy!
- Fedora 43's Zstd Powerhouse Change May Finally Lead to Linux World Domination!
- Futex Fix to Propel Linux 6.16 Towards Inevitable World Domination!
- GLAMOR Backport Blazes a Trail for X.Org's Supreme Rise on All Desktops!
- Intel Integration with Bartlett Lake: A Linux Power Move Set to Crush Competition!
- Game Over for Windows: Qualcomm GPU Driver Boosts Linux 6.17 into the Stratosphere!
- DXVK 2.7 Unleashes Epic Gaming Power on Linux! RIP Windows Gaming!
The cesspool of the internet
- Stray Dog Now Leading Istanbul's Protest Scene Since No Human Wanted the Job
- Trans Daughter of Tech Billionaire Gets Photoshoot, World Must Somehow Carry On
- Because Clearly, There's No Higher Achievement Than Finding a $3 Thrift Treasure
- Dialogue Branded 'So Good' Reddit Users Forget What Actual Quality Means
- Rare Insult Ranks High for Unoriginality, Shocking Reddit to No One
- Drama: Grandma's Tacky Décor Rocks Reddit as Riveting Top News Story
- Breaking: Boring Cigarette Packaging Actually More Exciting Than Reddit Posts
- Commerce Secretary's Stock Buying Tips Now Analyze by Reddit's Finest Economists
foolish contraptions
- Doomed from the Start? Google Motorola's U.S. Manufacturing Failure Offers Warnings for Apple's Made-in-America Dreams
- TikTok's Bold Gambit: App Redesign or Bust Against U.S. Government's Ban Threat
- Oracle Lures Government with Discounted Deals – But What's the Real Cost?
- Digital Era Invaded: Massive Wave of Pirated Content Still Swamps YouTube Years After Supposed Crackdown
- Machines Make Music: The Allure of AI-Band 'Velvet Sundown' on Spotify
- Rise in DeFi Fees: Is Automated Market-Making Draining Your Wallet?
- Is Valve's Flat Structure a Gamble, or Genius? A Deeper Look into the Enigma
- Shein Teams Up with Reliance: A Clever Move or Just A High-Tech Hype?
from the bunker
- From the Safety of My Bunker, I Mull Over a Shattered Media Landscape
- Lone Star State Dunked: Texas' Summer Splash Catches Many Off Guard
- Celebrating Bombshells and Bans: A Quirky Fourth of July Unravels
- Senate Raced to Dash Debt Dreams While Sean Combs Dodges a Heavier Verdict
- Guardians of New York's Skyline: Zohran Mamdani's Vision to Paint the Town with Progress
- Senate's Megabill: Medicaid Cuts and Gun Regulations, Because Why Not?
- Political Juggling Act Continues with Megabill, Amid Growing Concerns for Democracy's Fate; USAID's Farewell Party
- Underground Dwellers Ponder Senate's Fiscal Dance, Ukrainian Feats, and Idaho Anarchy
smells like apple pie
- If You Don't Get a Nervous System Reset, Stress Will Take Over Your Life!
- Skipping This Coffee Scrub = Dry, Lifeless Skin Forever!
- If You Don't Make Mayo at Home, You'll Be Eating Pure Vegetable Oil Every Day!
- You'll Age Prematurely If You Ignore the Latest Biological Age Hacks!
- Make Your Own Hand Soap Now or Risk Germ-Infested Hands!
- Without This Turmeric Lemonade, You Might Never Experience Its Health Benefits!
- Ignore This and Stress Will Take Over Your Life
- Your Lawn Could Be Destroying the Planet - Here's Why You Should Create a Permaculture Paradise Instead
the medium is like, totally the message
- OMG, Sharon Osbourne is like soooo over greedy bands trying to cash in on Ozzy's goodbye concert. Talk about drama!
- OMG, like A$AP Rocky is Rihanna's biggest fan! Baby No. 3, whatever!
- Omg, like, Andrew Garfield and Monica Barbaro in matchy-matchy outfits at Wimbledon? How predictable is that?
- OMG, Those Campers Were Like, Totally Stuck in the Flood?
- Oh-em-gee, Lena Dunham is like SO back on TV after like, forever!
- OMG! Sophia Hutchins Was Like, Speeeeding in That ATV? So Not Cool!
- Like, No Way! Bobby Jenks, You Totally Rocked, RIP 😢
- Omg, 'My Life With the Walter Boys' is Like Totally Back for Season 2! Can You Even?
